I wonder if former President George W. Bush actually got to say, “GET OFF MY LAWN, YOU WHIPPERSNAPPER!” That would’ve been hilarious.
According to reports from Channel 11, a guy lost control of his 1970s Mercury Cougar and crashed into the Bush family’s front lawn last night. Initially, Secret Service agents reported the accident as an “executive threat,” which sounds pretty darn serious.
The guy, whose name hasn’t yet been released, was allegedly heading to a friend’s house nearby when his accelerator became stuck. The Bushes, who are just fine, thank you, “appreciate the work of the United States Secret Service and Dallas Police Department in responding to the incident.”
Let’s just say that’s a really bad place to lose control of your car. Be careful out there, folks.