The Many Faces of NorthPark Center

I spent the better half of my Saturday afternoon at NorthPark, though, to be honest, it was my fault. I got my fiancee a birthday present, and it didn’t fit. Probably should’ve done some more reconnoissance.

While we were there, we saw one of the greatest cross-sections of humanity I’ve ever encountered, save for a Jimmy Buffett concert.

They included:

– The man on the couch in JCrew using a woman’s hair claw (from an in-store display) to comb his own hair. He was also wearing pink pants.

– The man standing in the restroom, combing his hair (this is a common theme), while eating a large pile of the free bread from La Madeleine. He was well-dressed (read: not homeless).

– The woman wearing a surgical mask. I understand people may rag on me for this one, but you have to admit it’s a bit jarring when you see it. She had a very Contagion feel.

– Two men, freestyling in the courtyard, in the rain. They weren’t terrible, but needed all the practice time they could get.

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5 thoughts on “The Many Faces of NorthPark Center

  • February 20, 2012 at 7:37 pm
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    Curious if the person wearing the surgical mask was either a recent transplant recipient or has a compromised immune system and may be on chemotherapy for breast cancer or other? Although foreign to many of us, it is a real life saver to those in need sans the germophobe!

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  • February 21, 2012 at 9:29 am
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    Good grief Repo Man, why don’t you go track that person down and ask.

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  • February 21, 2012 at 1:39 pm
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    What? No gangs of roving thugs? Based on previous posts, one would think the entire mall area had became a giant gang playground.

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  • February 21, 2012 at 8:27 pm
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    NBC is promo-ing a news story about a robbery at North Park. Another one? ?

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  • February 23, 2012 at 5:27 am
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    Wow! That is an oddball cast of mall visitors. I truly miss the old, quiet Northpark… So tired of those who are there to “hang out” vs “shop”.

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