$1,400 Worth of Panties Taken From Victoria’s Secret

Someone must have misread a Victoria’s Secret free underwear coupon.

Between 4:30 and 5 p.m. Monday, a shoplifter waltzed out the lingerie store with 94 pieces of underwear for a grand total of almost $1,400.

According to a police report, none of the property was recovered and there were no descriptions of the thief.

If there’s one thing I can say, chances are slim that it was a man. What grounds do I have to make such a bold suggestion, you say?

Because of the fact that anyone shopping there can’t help but watch the one guy who was dragged into the store. Even when I’m there with my wife, I can feel the skeptical glares of those who just want to shop with peace of mind.

That’s why I usually opt to hang outside and grab a pretzel. Win, win.

(h/t: DMN)

2 thoughts on “$1,400 Worth of Panties Taken From Victoria’s Secret

  • September 26, 2012 at 4:26 pm
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    Sounds like a former Apple Store employee has taken a job at VS.

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