SKULDUGGERY OF THE WEEK: WHAT WOULD FLETCH SAY?
We suspect a 61-year-old man from the 6800 block of Chevy Chase Avenue wasn’t amused when he discovered that two thieves took the briefcase out of his vehicle before 11:38 a.m. Feb. 10. But what would Fletch have thought?
The reporting time was unavailable for a theft at a home in the 5600 block of Palomar Lane.
You know we wouldn’t be telling you about a fender bender in the Preston Valley Shopping Center parking lot if the jerk who hit the 65-year-old Colleyville man’s parked car before 1:37 p.m. had stayed to take responsibility.
When you care to give the very best… Oh, never mind. A thief working the 4300 block of Hallmark Drive decided it was better to take instead and removed property before 3:25 p.m. from a vehicle belonging to Robertson Pools of Coppell.
At 4:42 p.m., an unwelcome visitor was warned to leave NorthPark Center.
How vain must you be to need to shoplift merchandise from Ulta Beauty in Inwood Village? The theft was reported at 6:31 p.m.
The reporting time was not available for shoplifting a Nordstrom in NorthPark Center.
Burglarized before 11:25 a.m.: a 51-year-old woman’s vehicle at Preston Forest Square.
A 70-year-old man met officers at 8:03 a.m. near Home Depot at Central Expressway and Forest Lane to report damaged property.
Reporting times were not provided for thefts at a home in the 6700 block of Norway Road and a parking lot in the 4400 block of West Lovers Lane.
Reported at 1:28 p.m.: shoplifting at Saint Bernard in Inwood Village.
Stolen before 7:26 p.m.: a vehicle at a home in the 6600 block of Aberdeen Avenue.
No reporting time for this one: vandalism in the parking lot at the Preston Commons shopping center in the 8100 block of Preston Road.
Overnight before 10:08 a.m., a burglar forced entry into an otherwise vacant home in the 11300 block of Crest Brook Drive and took a vehicle.
Before 10:27 a.m., a crook stole from Zoës Kitchen in the 5700 block of Lovers Lane.
A reckless motorist proved too irresponsible to stick around after striking a 33-year-old woman’s parked vehicle before 11:03 p.m. at a home in the 5700 block of Stonegate Road.
Reporting time not provided for a theft at a home in the 6700 block of Glendora Avenue.
Arrested at 8:35 p.m.: a 26-year-old woman accused of public intoxication in the 5500 block of Walnut Hill Lane.
Either it was too cold to steal or there were only unreported crimes of the heart.