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Belle Mom Wants Letter to Walter Kelly

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From the reader mail bag.

Merritt-It seems like you use your column to write letters to people all the time. Why haven’t you written one to Walter Kelly? I just have to read what you’d say to him.

From a Belle Mom

I don’t write letters to people “all the time.” I mean, a few here and there like to police officers, Germans, former U.S. Presidents, pedophiles, room moms, very cool moms, eco-moms, boozer moms, volamoms, parents of wild children, Mr. Bohac, Santa Claus, men in the carpool line, lifelong Parkies, F-bomb droppin’ punks, people born after 1987, teachers, Steve Mace, that lady at the movie theatre, my kids and their friends.

Belle Mom, does this work?

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Merritt Patterson

Merritt Patterson

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