Friday, October 16, 2026 Oct 16, 2026
Dallas, TX
Crime

Dallas Dognappers Beware

Don’t even think about it.

The long arm of municipal goverment is after you. On next Wednesday’s City Council agenda is item #48, which would “require a person who takes possession of a stray dog to attempt to locate the dog’s owner.” No longer will the “I-just-found-this-$3,000-purebred-Yorkie-walking-the-streets” exscuse work. So quit napping dogs or else think of a more creative excuse. Aliens are always a winner.

Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

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