Every couple weeks, I take a stroll through the SMU crime logs, finding stolen coyote pelts and damaged fountains.
During today’s perusal, I found this number:
120563 8:32 AM. Fraudulent,Substandard, or Fictitious Degree: SMU Police Department/3128 Dyer Street. A non affiliated person has forged a diploma, staged a graduation and changed the name on a student’s transcript. Open.
The part I’m most interested in is the “staged a graduation” part. Like, did he have his own ceremony? With a tiny stage built for one? I also assume he wore a fake mustache, because when is that not funny.
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