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We Need More Fire Breathing Youth Teams

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Last fall, the Park Cities YMCA volleyball league included a third-grade team known as the Fire Breathing Gummy Bears. Now, the Park Cities Y’s flag football league includes a fourth-grade team called the Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies.

I love this. It’s the combination of the intimidating “Fire Breathing” with the cutesy second halves of the names that makes ’em work. Anybody got suggestions for more?

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Dan Koller

Dan Koller

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