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Lady Gaga, I Hate You

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Is Lady Gaga  freaking insane? I mean, more insane than you thought she was?

One of my BFFs got a Birkin for Christmas and I’m so jealous that it could have caused serious damage to our relationship if we’d been any more superficial than we already are. Here’s the deal: Never screw with a Birkin. Period.

I would treat it so much better. She doesn’t deserve it.

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Merritt Patterson

Merritt Patterson

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