I’d link to a column I wrote a few years ago about dog owners who leave disgusting waste behind (not that carrying it around in a clear bag is much more appealing but at least it’s not in my yard) but, as I’ve mentioned about 97 times, that content is unavailable.
Anyway. University Park and Highland Park need to join forces and require residents to register every dog in town just like these brilliant peeps in Baltimore. Then when there’s random nasty, funk on your property you could call the UP/HP Poop Patrol. They would zoom over with sirens blazing, pick it up, test it, and issue tickets to offenders. Really. Expensive. Tickets.
My job here is done.
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