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Summer 2010 Book of Rules

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It’s clear that we need an official Park Cities Summer Rule Book. Feel free to suggest additions, this is just an obvious start.

  1. Men, men, men, where shall I begin? Let’s see. How about with this: Get approval before doing the shirtless jog. This can be done via photo. Submit to me, I’ll post it, we’ll vote and then you’ll be either denied or granted a license to show the upper half of your body within the city limits. Do whatever you want in Dallas.
  2. Sorry men, but here’s another. If you are going to do the high dive (or the low dive for that matter) you MUST know in advance that you’re skilled enough to not belly flop. And no cannonballs. And watch the shirtless thing at the pool too. I’m just sayin’.

Author

Merritt Patterson

Merritt Patterson

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