This morning at University Park Elementary School students heard from their principal during announcements about 2 unsolved bathroom crimes that have restored my faith in the children of today taken the first grade hall hostage.
- Some little punk has been smearing soap all over the bathroom floor so that students enter and fall down. Or according to the principal, “wasting resources and creating a dangerous environment.”
- A student has been sliding underneath the stalls after locking the doors from the inside, making “emergencies” quite intense.
They will find you, you little brat. And when they do, well, I’m not sure what’ll happen but they’ll totally find you.
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