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Eleven Years Old and You’ve Never What?

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I simply can’t get this out of my head. Let’s analyze together.

On the way to McCulloch Intermediate this morning one of my kids pointed out an eleven year old classmate. Here’s how the rest went down.

My kid: There’s [name], he’s so nice but did you know he’s never been out to eat in his whole life?

Merritt: Never? I think you heard that wrong.

Kid’s friend: No, Mrs. Patterson, it’s true. Everyone knows his parents don’t believe in it. They eat at home for every meal of their of life.

So I did a little checking on this. It appears to be true. Go figure.

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Merritt Patterson

Merritt Patterson

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