Monday, July 20, 2026 Jul 20, 2026
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Girls, This is the Park Cities, Get Some Proper Undergarments

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What do SMU girls and windy days have in common? They’re both pretty cheeky. Or at least that’s what this reader noticed.

Yesterday- driving south on Hillcrest- SMU coed going into Cotton Island- wind blows up her cotton skirt- and she is wearing a THONG.  She tans naked.  Ask me how I know. And this girl was no Cindi Crawford.

Really- you put on what is more like bathing suit cover up on one of the windiest days of the year and then think- hey- perfect underwear- thong.  What happened to weighted hems?

Can’t you write a cheeky (HAHAHA) column about proper underwear?

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Merritt Patterson

Merritt Patterson

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