Short on friends? It’s your lucky day. You can rent one. Just enter your zip code and find someone like Richmond, he’s available to the friendless from 75205. He’s 24 years old and is available for prom dates or to be your wingman. He’ll give you advice and introduce you to people. As if you weren’t already sold, he also has a driver’s license and is available to run errands or be friends with the handicapped or disbaled.
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