This e-mail went out to all Hyer Elementary families. People, again, I don’t make this stuff up.
Dear Hyer Families,We are so excited about Field Day which will be [school day]. Please make note of a few changes that will happen that day. We are having an all family picnic which means the lunch times will be slightly staggered so that all grades will be together for a little while. The children will be escorted to the back playground out the kindergarten doors so please meet your child there. If you are not able to make the picnic please let your teacher know. The picnic can only be a success if you, the parent, helps by watching your child. We are asking that you do not let your child be unsupervised during the lunch hour.
Question: What if the parents work?