Every once in a while I peruse the SMU crime blotter, reminiscing and wondering how I could convince Dan to allow me to write a “Never Been Kissed“-style story about the ins and outs of college life. It’s usually full of stolen laptops and kids who get caught blowing weed smoke through a toilet paper roll stocked with dryer sheets, but today’s search included this gem:
120012 10:53 PM. Criminal Mischief: Dedman Life Sciences Bldg./3110 University Blvd. An unknown person caused damaged to the fountain by pouring Dawn dishwashing liquid into the water fountain. Open.
The search continues for this bubbly bandit.