Am I Not Hot Enough to Date Karen Mordecai?

Let’s look past the fact that I’m married and she’s my boss; am I, Dan Koller, not in Karen Mordecai‘s league? I ask because she and I attended an event Wednesday night — a party at Dee Lincoln’s Bubble Bar to toast the sponsors and host committee of the Emmitt Smith Celebrity Invitational — and a photographer near the door asked her, “Are you a couple?” When Karen replied that we work together, he shooed us along. Dude, what the heck? If a man and a woman enter a party together, dressed to the nines, don’t you assume they’re a couple? Apparently not, if they look like me and Karen.

2 thoughts on “Am I Not Hot Enough to Date Karen Mordecai?

  • March 23, 2012 at 3:27 pm
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    Karen has to answer the first part; but you are 100% correct that the photographer should assume so in that instance.

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  • March 24, 2012 at 5:55 pm
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    You do realize you’re opening yourself up wide to the “What, so you’re saying only two people of OPPOSITE sexes can be a couple?” contingent. (Then again, maybe not so much in the Park Cities.)

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