So there’s this site — www.betcheslovethis.com.
A quick guide to betches, if you’re unfamiliar:
Don’t know what a betch is? You may not know the word, but you definitely know the girl.
She’s the one who has everything figured out. Everything she associates with is trendy, every guy she interacts with wants to date her and every girl she meets is desperate to be her friend. She speaks her mind and commands a room just by being in it. She’s never waited on line at a club or bar in her life. She wears the best clothes and can pull off risqué, cool outfits with ease and without looking like a whore, or Lady Gaga. Her life is like an episode of The Hills, always involving some sort of drama with her friends or a guy that everyone wants to know about, even if they barely know her.
Every once in a while, the site breaks down the betches on a different college campus. This week, it breaks down the SMU betches. A few choice selections, from the mostly NSFW entry:
On post-college life:
This post-college, Southern belle betch is waiting for her pro boyfriend of four years to pop the question so that she can stop pretending she actually wants to be in law school. Unfortunately, she can’t see through her rose-colored Ray Bans that her man isn’t just an investment banker, he’s a real cake boy.
On tailgating attire:
SMU betches will never understand how it is socially acceptable for girls at state schools to wear t-shirts to tailgate.
…the result of SMU’s sexually repressed community dying to see fraternity guys dress in costume, proving that southern republicans are secretly raging homosexuals. With themes like Broadway musicals and Disney movies, there really is no other explanation: Homecoming = shady gay pride parade.
Annnnnd those are pretty much all the entries that are safe for this blog. So, check it out. Report back if you’re a true betch. (h/t to the folks down the hall)