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SMU Police Attempt to Catch The Most Camera-Friendly Thief in School History

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Just saw this SMU campus crime alert, from Sept. 5:

Bicycle Thefts Alert 05sept2012

Can we talk for a second about how SMU got this dude’s photos, because they’re obviously not from a security camera. A few options:

1. Facebook
2. A lapsed eHarmony profile
3. The Harvard crew team’s website

Am I right in thinking these are the nicest, most personal photos you’ve ever seen on something that’s essentially a wanted poster? Anyway: see something, say something, etc.

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Bradford Pearson

Bradford Pearson

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