The SMU Social Event Registration Committee announced a new rule this summer that caps the maximum number of on-campus party attendees at 400, the Daily Campus reported today.
To which I say: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I understand the move from a liability standpoint, but from a practical standpoint it’s a nightmare. Hoarding cats at a tuna factory.
“Oh, fellas, we’re at 399. Either start throwing people out or this hot freshman needs to stand here on the stoop.”
This gentleman summed it up best:
“I don’t think it’s going to stand. They’re going to have to amend it,” said vice president of public relations for SMU Interfraternity Council Billy Embody. “[People are] pretty upset, angry, and even disappointed and confused.”
Even disappointed!
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So next time you slide by Frat Row on your way home from dinner on a Saturday, bring your calculator and your cell phone, and get to counting.
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