Saturday, October 17, 2026 Oct 17, 2026
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Gay Bars or Next Week’s Topic?

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So I was just talking to Dan about a reader letter he received. A lady was mad that I’d written about gay bars last week, it was offensive to her. It was her first Merritt column and Dan told her that’s not typical for me. Then he asked, “By the way, what’s your column about next week?”

Um. Butt cracks. I think that lady is going to be mad again.

Developing.

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