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LOST. The Finale That Made The Sopranos Feel Like Closure.

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As you can see from the sign I posted on my bedroom door last night, I’m a huge fan of Lost and was way pumped for the series finale. I had questions about that mysterious island and only blood or fire would stop me from getting the answers I needed. I was ready to know the secret of the island. Complete dedication to 121 episodes and here is what I know.

  1. The joke is on the viewer, you still know nothing and you’re supposed to feel stupid if you didn’t get the deep, super profound ending.
  2. There’s a lot of fans running around saying they totally got it and blablabla. They didn’t get it. They’re just in shock from the brutal slam by writers.
  3. The name of the series doesn’t come from the characters being lost on an island or because they were lost souls trying to find peace. It’s called LOST because you just freaking lost 121 hours of your life that you’ll never get back.
  4. Jack Shepherd, like Tony Soprano, has betrayed us all. And I hate him. 

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Merritt Patterson

Merritt Patterson

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