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What I Know About the Harry Potter Theme Park

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For those Parkies contemplating a visit to Orlando over Spring Break, here’s what I can tell you from my recent reconnsaince mission to the Wizarding World of Harry Potter: butterbeer, contrary to some reports, is not bad at all.  It’s kind of like a cream soda with a beer-like head on it.  The regular beer, a microbrew special to the park, is better.  Pay for the Express Lane passes; it’s worth it.  Consider buying a Gryffindor scarf because its colors are close enough to HPHS to pass.  And before you buy a Hogwarts robe, ask yourself where you would ever wear it.  Then don’t buy it.

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Charles Geilich

Charles Geilich

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