PTA Grenade Chairman

The Situation is always looking to protect his boys from grenades. It hit me recently- this is EXACTLY what we need in the PTA, an actual Grenade Chairman, someone who will sacrifice herself for the other moms. Now, The Situation uses this term to describe the one ugly chick in each group of total babes who must be entertained or she’ll drag the whole gang home, ruining the fun for everyone.

But in the PTA, the grenade isn’t necessarily bad looking, she’s the dementor. And she needs to be distracted before all of the happy volunteers get the life sucked out of them.

It’s probably too late to add the position this year but word to the 2011-2012 PTA presidents, grab yourself a grenade chair. I’m just sayin’.

3 thoughts on “PTA Grenade Chairman

  • August 31, 2010 at 11:16 am
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    Who on earth has the fortitude to take that position? I shudder at the thought.

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  • August 31, 2010 at 1:18 pm
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    I think Merritt just volunteered; good luck soldier.

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  • September 1, 2010 at 9:42 am
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    Heh. I would OWN the grenade chair position. However, that would require me to actually make the dementors cry and ruin my “sweet” rep.

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