I have no doubt that the following sentence, which will appear in the Aug. 16 edition of Park Cities People, will be the one that interests my 4-year-old son above all others:
Between 6 and 6:45 a.m. on Aug. 11, two brown packages containing $390 worth of Lego Star Wars Clone Turbo Tanks were stolen from a front porch in the 4500 block of Fairfax Avenue.
The only way he would find it more interesting was if it included a mention of Skylanders Giants, as virtually all sentences he utters seem to do these days.
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